Monday, March 26, 2012

What the Bored History Student Does the Night Before an Exam

1) Read some awesome Neils
2) Think about Merlin reveal scenario's
3) Do anything BUT memorise dates /shiver/ dates.
4) Think about Nazis. (A very interesting topic)
5) Wish things as annoying as dates (dates /shiver/) weren't important in history.
6) Form an argument as to why dateeees (/shiver/) aren't important in history.
7) Realise that they kind of are...
8) ...
9) Damn....
10) Damn!
11) Right I'm off to try and memorise those... horrible... things--!

~Ambs

Thursday, March 22, 2012

What A Bored Health & Physical Education Student Does the Night Before Her Assignment Is Due In and She Hasn't Even Started.

Wow. Long title. Anyways... ON TO THE LIST!
1)Procrastinate
2) Search her subject, open a few pages then procrastinate some more
3)Procrastinate... procrastinate... PROCRASTINATE!!!!!
4)Write in her recently-formed blog which no one is reading.
5) Keep writing...
6) Wonder at how awesome she is ;)
7) Finally going to do my stupid thing!!! Wish me luck!















8)...
9)...
10) Yup... any second now...
11) mmmmhmmm...
12) Who am I kidding?
13) Procrastinate some more...
14) OK.
14) This is it....
15) Yup, must stop writing now...
16) NOW!
17) How about.....
18) Wait for it...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
19) NOW!
20) NO WAIT! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.....


Byes!
~Ambs

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

What A Bored Chemistry Student Does The Night Before An Exam

1) Revise
2) Revise
3) Revise
4) Oh screw it I know all I'm going to know. /goes off and reads The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for a bit/
5) Create a new blog called 'The Bored Student' and makes a list of shit they've done earlier.
6) Look up the periodic table on DeviantART (Cause chemistry is so awesome you're trying not to let it out of your system)
7) Memorise The Elements Song
8) Update The Elements Song
9)Goes to bed.

Good night my future comrades!
~Ambs

P.S. 10) Be confused why the radio's repeating 'a light, some smoke, a Russian spaceship'